Personification is giving something that is nonhuman (like an object, animal, or plant), humanlike qualities (things that humans would do/found in humans).
Objectification is the exact opposite. This is when you take something human and compare it to/call it something that isn't human.
For your sort, the ones that show personification are:
1) Top left: "success ran away from me at full speed"
2) Bottom right: "the hamburger is calling my name"
The ones that show objectification are:
1) Middle left: "Do I look like the Bank of England"
2) Bottom left: "you're not a doormat"
3) Top right: "I'm just a bump on a log"
