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Hey ______
Sorry I can't come to your party. My ex Chelsey was there and I thought it would be really awkward. Because like when we broke up she was all like omg like you are so sensitve and emotional but that was unfair because just because i have an unhealthy attachment to my mother doesn't make me desprate and pathetic. Also I didn't feel so good last night because I ate this cosmic brownie that I found in a parking lot so.... Finally I just could not face the fact that your parents let you throw a party and I can't. Like I would totally start crying there and Chelsey would think I had even more emotional issues. She would mock me and I would get so nauesated that I would have thrown up that brownie on Chelsey's shoes.
Your friend,
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